
People with nothing better to do have come up with a breakdown of which players, when combined would make up the ultimate player in the Guinness Prem.
They have gone for.......
Best hair - Sebastien Chabal (Sale Sharks)
Best rugby brain - Mike Catt (London Irish)
Best cauliflower ears - Peter Buxton (Gloucester)
Most damaged nose - Mike Tindall (Gloucester)
Strongest player - Andrew Sheridan (Sales Sharks)
Best hands - James Simpson-Daniel (Gloucester)
Fastest Legs - Tom Varndell (Leicester Tigers)
Best right boot - Charlie Hodgson (Sales Sharks)
Best left boot - Danny Cipriani (London Wasps)
Firstly these things should not have a 'best hair' category.
Also not sure about the left boot either, sure a certain Jonny might have something to say about that.
I'm gonna work on a Magners League ultimate player - reckon we can beat this one.
